Shelley Miranda Barrett credited as playing...
- Dad: You are the nicest young bloke I ever slept with.
- Mandy: You are the nicest young bloke I haven't slept with.
- Dad: Satan's handmaidens will get you, they'll force you to dance
- Mandy: Aye, and take drugs
- Dad: That Worthington stuff
- Mandy: 'E' Mr Price
- Dad: Aye, 'E', and then you'll dry up and die. Like it says in the papers
- Dad: I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes
- Mandy: I'll take all my clothes off and scream
- Dad: I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes
- Moira price: ...and I will join Plaid Cymru
