Islwyn Morris credited as playing...
Dad • Dad (Idris Price)
- [the boys are watching Wales losing at Rugby]
- Gwynne: We was better when we all had initials... JJ, JPR...
- Dai the barman: MD.
- Gwynne: MD? Who's MD?
- Dai the barman: Mervyn Davies.
- Gwynne: Mervyn Davies wasn't known as MD.
- Dai the barman: No but they's his initials though.
- Gwynne: Yes Dai, but he was known as 'Merv the Swerve'
- Dad: In that case he should be called M the S. M for Merv, S for Swerve and 'The' for 'The'.
- Dad: I went to Cardiff once. There was a big shop and we had fish and chips sitting down. I didn't like it much.
- Doctor: Why didn't you marry again Price? Open your shirt.
- Dad: No woman could ever replace my Angharad.
- Doctor: She was a formidible woman Price, I agree.
- Dad: Do you know she could carry a goat in one hand from Ton Pentre to Maerdy.
- Randy: Why would she want to do that Idris?
- Dad: Well she had the shopping in the other hand.
- Dad: I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes
- Mandy: I'll take all my clothes off and scream
- Dad: I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes
- Moira price: ...and I will join Plaid Cymru
- Randy: There must be some jobs, Gwynne's got a job
- Dad: Yeah but he's been there since he left school. I think they forgot to sack him
- Randy: It's still a job, what is it you do exactly?
- Gwynne: Do?
- Randy: Yeah
- Gwynne: Well it's difficult to put into words really Randy boy. I go in in the morning, and then I potch about until dinner time... then I have dinner. Then after dinner I... that's a good question and I can't answer it, not off the top of my head just like that... but I do do something, remind me to ask Moira