Tim Meadows credited as playing...
Wayne
- Gus: [upon seeing Carlos enter] Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing?
- Wayne: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill.
- Carlos: Me tummy, es sicko.
- Umpire: Well you got proof he's a kid?
- Gus: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50.
- Wayne: Not according to birth certifico.
- [hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier]
- Umpire: [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up] He's got documentation. Play ball!