Tim Roth credited as playing...
Gerbino
- Tindaro: [while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath?
- Pampinea: I have taken a bath this day, father.
- Tindaro: Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath?
- Gerbino: Yes.
- Tindaro: When?
- Gerbino: I have taken a bath!
- Tindaro: Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?
- Gerbino: *What?*
- Tindaro: Show me your hands...
- Gerbino: This is ridiculous!
- [shows his hands]
- Tindaro: Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!
- Gerbino: So, what's wrong?
- Tindaro: Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?
- Gerbino: [goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face] Happy?
- [Tindaro nods]
- Pampinea: [to Gerbino] He was trying to help...
- Tindaro: Yeah, exactly...