Romany Malco credited as playing...
Conrad Shepard
- [bantering about racial prejudices]
- Conrad Shepard: You calling black people stupid?
- Nancy Botwin: And lazy... and they also steal.
- Heylia James: Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.
- Nancy Botwin: Hey, that bag looks a little small.
- Conrad Shepard: You never question Heylia's eyeballing. That's the rainman of weed right there.
- Celia Hodes: Is it true what they say? That once a white woman's been with a carpenter she never goes back?
- Conrad Shepard: Baby, once I nail something, it stays nailed.