Jack Kaeding credited as playing...
Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs
- Norman Burroughs: I don't understand.
- Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs: I polish my allowance. I boil it clean, then polish it with silver polish.
- Norman Burroughs: But why, Augusten? Why?
- Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs: Because I like shiny things.
- Norman Burroughs: I really don't see myself in you at all.
- Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs: I'm more like my mom. I want to be special and I want to be famous.