John Paizs credited as playing...
Billy Botski
- Billy Botski: Wave by wave the waters parted to bear its most precious pearl: my mythical virgin slut, my darling, darling Connie.
- [first lines]
- Billy Botski: This very strange event happened back at that little irregularity upon the prairie horizon, my birthplace, my Winter City.
- [last lines]
- Billy Botski: I wanted to get past the gloss and into the fiber of things. Yes, I dare say I felt like an entirely new man.
- Billy Botski: I was entering a very personal period of my own life: I was in love. Or perhaps more accurately, I was obsessed.
- Billy Botski: I was obsessed with the lovely Connies who charmed the world when deep was cheap and she loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Billy Botski: I was so excited by the prospect of a search, I practically forgot about the record-breaking cold. In fact, I was SO thrilled, I felt that I had had just about enough... and I was on my way home when suddenly... a Latin melody wound its way around my senses like some rare perfume, and I was instantly seduced.
- Billy Botski: Perhaps I should take her pulse, I thought. The closer I came, the more I was consumed by her beauty. It was as though I was being drugged and I thought... perhaps a kiss, just one little kiss.