Tania Saulnier credited as playing...
Kylie Strutemyer
- Kylie Strutemyer: What are we gonna do now?
- Bill Pardy: Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things.
- Kylie Strutemyer: That's kinda negative.
- Bill Pardy: Well, it's been that sorta day.
- Bill Pardy: Thank you for saving my ass back there.
- Kylie Strutemyer: You're welcome.
- Bill Pardy: Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.
- Bill Pardy: [In pain] What was that? That really hurt.
- Kylie Strutemyer: [Pulls the tubule out of his stomach] You need both of them things in you to get all womby.
- Bill Pardy: Oh, that's... awesome!
- Bill Pardy: Hey Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that story 'bout how I saved you from that deer?
- Kylie Strutemyer: Oh yeah. Bill saved me from a deer.
- Starla Grant: Oh yeah?
- [Kylie's parents, as well as Emily & Jenna, all infected by the alien slugs and under Grant's hive mind, violently attempts to break inside the family's Chevy pick-up truck to force Kylie into one of Grant's "puppets"]
- Mr. Strutemyer: [shaking up the truck] Grant's gonna show you a good time, honey.
- Mrs. Strutemyer: [yells] Open this door!
- Jenna Strutemyer: [yells] Get OUT!
- Mrs. Strutemyer: [banging on the side window; screaming] Open this door, you LITTLE WHORE! Don't mess with me, you little slut!
- Jenna Strutemyer: [sing-songly] Kylie... this is your last chance...
- Mrs. Strutemyer: [yells] Open this door NOW!
- [Otis grabs a big rock, which frightens an already horrified Kylie]
- Jenna Strutemyer: Come on, you little brat!
- Kylie Strutemyer: [screams] AAH!
- [Otis repeatedly smashes the front window of the truck]
- Mrs. Strutemyer: Little bitch!
- [Sheriff Bill Pardy arrives at the Strutemyer home to witness what has transpired]
- Bill Pardy: Hey!
- [the infected Strutemyers sans Kylie all stop the attack. Kylie, sobbing, escapes the battered truck and runs over to Bill]
- Bill Pardy: What's going on? What the hell you doing?
- [to Kylie, sobbing]
- Bill Pardy: Hey, hey, easy, easy, easy.
- [then to Otis]
- Bill Pardy: What the hell happened to you, Otis?
- Mr. Strutemyer: [looks at his arm] Poison Ivy out back, maybe.
- Emily Strutemyer, Jenna Strutemyer: [together] We're itchy.
- Kylie Strutemyer: [to Bill] No, they're not my parents. They're trying to trick you.
- Bill Pardy: Shh! Shh. Hey...
- Kylie Strutemyer: The worms are in their brains!
- [the infected family walks towards Bill and Kylie]
- Bill Pardy: All right, look. I- Y'all stay right there on the spot. I'm gonna call the paramedics to come help you and, uh, Kylie's gonna come with me.