Bill Cosby credited as playing...
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [pointing to Theo] All right, say you're pregnant.
- Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable: ME?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. What are you going to do?
- Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable: First I wanna know who did it.
- Denise Huxtable Kendall: Remember when I spent the night at Janet's house a few weeks ago? Well I didn't spend the night at Janet's I spent the night at Tommy Watkins.
- Vanessa Huxtable: YOU WHAT?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: How - how come Mr. and Mrs. Watkins did tell us?
- Denise Huxtable Kendall: They were on vacation.
- Vanessa Huxtable: They were?
- Denise Huxtable Kendall: We didn't do anything, just listened to some records.
- [pause]
- Denise Huxtable Kendall: Are you angry?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Ask your mother.
- Denise Huxtable Kendall: Mom, are you angry?
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: Oh no, I'm not angry... I'm MAD!
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: I think what your father wants to know is how you feel about what he said.
- Vanessa Huxtable: Well, I liked what he said.
- Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux: Yeah, I thought he said it very well.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I'm not asking for a critique on what I said.
- Cliff: What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
- Theo: If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
- Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
- Theo: I don't know?
- Cliff: Your mother and I want you to know that you can always come to us when you have a problem.
- Cliff: What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
- Theo: If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
- Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
- Theo: I'd go to one of my friends.
- Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: You wore this to the church picnic. The church picnic that we drove down to when we were very teenagery, that we drove right on past, went down and found a spot by the river, and we had a lovely picnic, and then hugged and necked.
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: [blushing] We never did make it to the choir picnic.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: That's right, because you were fresh!