Malcolm-Jamal Warner credited as playing...
Theo Huxtable
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [pointing to Theo] All right, say you're pregnant.
- Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable: ME?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: YOU'RE pregnant. What are you going to do?
- Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable: First I wanna know who did it.
- Cliff: What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
- Theo: If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
- Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
- Theo: I don't know?
- Cliff: Your mother and I want you to know that you can always come to us when you have a problem.
- Cliff: What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
- Theo: If I was pregnant? First of all I'd want to find out who did it?
- Cliff: But what if you couldn't find out who did it. Then what would you do?
- Theo: I'd go to one of my friends.
- Cliff: You mean that you would go to Cockroach rather than us your parents?