Bill Cosby credited as playing...
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: There's no woman in here.
- Dr. Burns: No, just me.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And you're not pregnant either!
- Dr. Burns: Not now, no.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [Claire's going on about a story in the paper about water conservation] Claire, did you see this story?
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: What is it?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: 'Man dies because wife won't let him sleep!'
- Dr. Burns: Monday you come see me.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Monday's no good.
- Dr. Burns: Tuesday?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Tuesday's even tighter than Monday.
- Dr. Burns: How loose is Wednesday?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No, Wednesday's no good either.
- Dr. Burns: Would you consider Feezle day?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: No because Feezle Day we take the children out to see the Feezles.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Peter has an appointment with Dr. Burns, and he's scared.
- Theo Huxtable: Dr. Burns is a great dentist.
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: Of course, you know that and I know that but Peter doesn't know it.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yes, but Peter does have a reputation for fleeing from high-pressure situations.