Kate Isitt credited as playing...
- Sally: Mary Kelly thinks you're a complete idiot.
- Patrick: Then why does she keep looking at my arse when we're talking?
- Sally: She's lip-reading.
- Sally: Remember, every morning your face has slipped a little bit more. Since thirty, I've had to put a daily limit on facial expressions. I only ever smile at single men so I can justify the loss of elasticity.
- Susan: Sally, does it ever occur to you that age brings wisdom and greater confidence?
- Sally: Susan, age brings you more to *shave*.
- Sally: Is there any form of female behavior you don't interpret as finding you attractive?
- Patrick: It's never really come up.
- Sally: You're a single man now. You qualify for my elasticity.
