Ben Miles credited as playing...
Patrick Maitland
- Patrick: There's one thing I don't get here. You've seen this woman on the train and you find her attractive, right?
- Jeff: Yeah.
- Patrick: And you haven't had sex with her?
- Jeff: No.
- Patrick: You see my problem?
- Steve: Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth, there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them that we like to call *conversation*. In Jeff's case, it can last for up to ten years.
- Patrick: Are you saying I don't converse? I converse. I talk to women.
- Steve: Well, do the women talk too?
- Patrick: [pause] Well, they must do.