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Richard Coyle and Lou Gish in Coupling (2000)

Richard Coyle: Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

The Melty Man Cometh

Coupling

Richard Coyle credited as playing...

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

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  • Steve: Should you kiss her now or does that mean you gotta start from the top again?
  • Jeff: Should you be making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?
  • Steve: [snaps fingers] And then, the killer - out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her *huskily* "baby".
  • Jeff: You never called her baby before.
  • Steve: You've never called anyone baby before.
  • Jeff: So why did you just call her baby? Suddenly you're starting to blush
  • Steve: Now, you're blushing *and* you've got and erection. No-one's got enough blood!
  • Jeff: The engines cut. They can't take it.
  • Steve: Then the melty man hits you with his secret weapon.
  • Jeff: Just one single thought is placed in your mind at this crucial time.
  • Steve: Please God! Don't let me lose my erection!
  • Jeff: [hand goes down] Pufff.
  • Patrick: [with terror and disblief] How do you guys manage to have sex?
  • Steve: ["duh!" voice] We don't.
  • Jeff: I haven't had sex in years.
  • Steve: It's just not possible anymore.
  • Jeff: We are followers of the melty man.
  • Steve: And you're one of us now.
  • Jeff: Are you making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?
  • Jeff: All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man.

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