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Porno Gil

  • Episode aired Oct 29, 2000
  • TV-MA
  • 29m
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Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000)
Comedy

A bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, Jeff undergoes emergency surgery and asks Larry to go to his house ... Read allA bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, Jeff undergoes emergency surgery and asks Larry to go to his house and retrieve his porno collection so Suzie doesn't see it.A bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, Jeff undergoes emergency surgery and asks Larry to go to his house and retrieve his porno collection so Suzie doesn't see it.

  • Director
    • Robert B. Weide
  • Writer
    • Larry David
  • Stars
    • Larry David
    • Jeff Garlin
    • Cheryl Hines
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  • IMDb RATING
    8.0/10
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    • Director
      • Robert B. Weide
    • Writer
      • Larry David
    • Stars
      • Larry David
      • Jeff Garlin
      • Cheryl Hines
    • 8User reviews
    • 2Critic reviews
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    Larry David
    Larry David
    • Larry David
    Jeff Garlin
    Jeff Garlin
    • Jeff Greene
    Cheryl Hines
    Cheryl Hines
    • Cheryl David
    Bob Odenkirk
    Bob Odenkirk
    • Gil
    Sandy Brown
    Sandy Brown
    • Dinner Guest
    Paul Greenberg
    Paul Greenberg
    • Dinner Guest
    Jackie Harris Greenberg
    Jackie Harris Greenberg
    • Dinner Guest
    • (as Jackie Harris)
    Melanie Hoopes
    • Gil's Wife
    Mina Kolb
    Mina Kolb
    • Jeff Greene's Mom
    Nan Martin
    Nan Martin
    • Woman on Road
    Louis Nye
    Louis Nye
    • Jeff Greene's Dad
    Brian Palermo
    Brian Palermo
    • Brian
    Peter Steinfeld
    • Dinner Guest
    • (as Pete Steinfeld)
    Castle
    • Adult Film Star #1
    Bianca
    • Adult Film Star #2
    • Director
      • Robert B. Weide
    • Writer
      • Larry David
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    10dendrinelisn

    I can't stop laughing

    I saw Better Call Saul before this episode and it felt like a fever dream with Bob Odenkirk's appearance
    8elo-equipamentos

    What's worst could happen to aid a dying friend that make a special request over his secret porn video??

    After rediscovering Curb Your Enthusiasm series since the first watch at HBO, it come out officially in Brazil on DVD first season, after watching the first episode it somehow baffed me in so sophisticated conceptive comedy whereof the own writer Larry David plays himself exposing his own private life to the audience enforcing a black humor oriented, usually contrived in embarrassing plight in a crafty screenplay that let Larry, Jeff and their buddies in dire straits mostly of time.

    Larry was practicing golf when an weird man gets close to do the same exercise, accidently his ball drop in the ground reach near of Larry, such man expects a kindness of Larry pick up the ball and also returning to his neighbor golf player, instead Larry freeze and didn't make a move, annoying the guy, aftermaths Larry goes to hospital to see his friend about to be operated on next sunday, that politely asking him a very special favor, meanwhile he goes to surgery his wife will be at hospital all day long, so he asking Larry to withdraw is porn videos collection hidden in secret place at your room, stunned by such outrageous request Larry denies do it by all means something weird and also dangerous task.

    Arriving at home Larry and Cheryl wondering a suppose diner somewhere to relief, Larry starts phone to someone to settle a meeting to dinner, erroneously Larry dial the wrong number, where the other side of line is the old acquaintance named Porno Gil, that at once invites the couple to special diner takes place at your countryside rural area nearby L. A., even grudgingly Cheryl agrees just for a short time, lost in the way they find the odd golf man toward the dinner, Larry tries explains that didn't pick the ball due chronic pains in spine, it didn't allowed he bend whatsoever, such explain didn't got its effects due the guy is quite sure that Larry is lying.

    Reaching late at dinner other problem caused stir, Porno Gil's wife has a ruler that no one could enter at your house wearing shoes, the stubborn Larry replays that without shoes he feelings as naked, soon the diner becomes in a poisoned atmosphere when Porno Gil starts telling disgusting old stories about his former job as Tabasco sauce to re-starting an erection, at leaving the clumsy Larry dropped an old and rare piece of table lamp letting the place upon screams and expletives,

    On early Sunday Larry figure out that help his friend on surgery at hospital, entering at your home to pick up those porno tapes and also magazines, well seeing that one of them was starred by porno Gil, he starting take a look on there when suddenly appears the fathers in law of his friend, flabbergasted to see such vision at TV, meanwhile Larry replays that such porn star is his friend and last night had a dinner at your house, well worst could not happened in any dream, Larry David is a true genius!!

    Thanks for reading.

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    First watch: 2023 / How many: 1 / Source: DVD / Rating: 8.5.
    8Hitchcoc

    Almost Too Hard to Watch

    Larry, through his own miscalculations (what else is new), finds himself in a series of awful situations. He gets lost going to a party he never wanted to attend. At the party is a former porn star who waxes eloquent on his sexual shortcomings in a film. Finally, he has been sent to the house of a man having bypass surgery to retrieve a small porno collection he has hidden. Nothing is easy and much of the episode makes one crawl.
    8framptonhollis

    a masterpiece of awkward humor

    Every step of the way, you know there will be a misstep. The anticipation is strong, but the payoff is somehow always stronger, packing the greatest punch no matter how subtle that punch may be.

    This episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" nails its depiction of life's most absurdly awkward moments in a laugh out loud fashion. As the episode progressed, it just got funnier and funnier, and everything led up to a fantastic sequence in which Larry David has the most uncomfortable encounters at an eccentric (but not over the top) dinner party with a porn star and his zany, explosive wife. All in all, an entertaining gold mine of comedy.
    9danieljcervantes

    Oh jeez look at this. What a mess

    I'm watching the show for the first time and can't stop laughing. That one line after he broke the lamp and came back in to get his watch killed me. How softly he said "oh jeez look at this what a mess" it was perfect

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    • Trivia
      This is the first episode in which Larry says his catchphrase "Pretty, pretty, pretty good."
    • Goofs
      When Larry is walking into Jeff's house and preparing to disarm the alarm, as he first enters the alarm panel is open, but when it cuts to the next shot the panel is closed.
    • Quotes

      Gil: You know what tabasco's good for? Keep you hard. Yeah. Only you gotta stick it up your ass. I'll tell you how I find out about that... I was doing a scene and it was supposed to be a two girl scene, right?

      [to Cheryl]

      Gil: You mind if I, uh... you don't mind?...

      Cheryl David: [uncomfortably] Oh... your house...

      Gil: I mean, you guys have heard half these stories, you guys are all right... so I'm doing this scene, it's supposed to be two girls, and I keep waiting, we keep waiting for the other girl to show up, and I'm fucking this girl for three hours...

      [all the guests laugh except Larry and Cheryl]

      Gil: ...mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, pounding, pounding, for hours and hours and hours, and then all of a sudden after a couple hours, it feels like some chick's teabagging me, right?

      Gil's Wife: [referring to Cheryl] Yeah, you should fill her in on teabagging, though. I'm sure she'd... maybe you do, maybe you don't...

      Gil: You know what teabagging is? When a woman sucks your balls, she's teabagging you...

      Gil's Wife: Or a man...

      Gil: But um... so I feel that and I think that other girl's shown up. And then I feel her fingers on my balls, and I'm not even looking, I'm just so... I'm half asleep. But I turn around, it's not the girl, it is the biggest crew guy we got is playing with my balls!

      [all are laughing except Larry and Cheryl]

      Gil: And my wood starts going down, you know? And I haven't even shot yet! And, and, and I go, "I'm going down, going down!" And this guy goes "I'll take care of it." He runs over to the craft service table, he comes back, his finger is red. STICKS it up my ass, TABASCO sauce, YOWWW!

      [all roaring with laughter except Larry and Cheryl]

      Gil: And I stayed hard for another two hours, because all the blood just goes... ohhhh...

      Gil's Wife: I've been begging him to let us use it.

      Gil: I was renowned for being able to stay hard, for hours. That's what I could do. I wasn't the biggest, right, but I could stay hard the longest.

      Gil's Wife: OK, everyone, let's have a little dessert, everyone please in the other room, bring your glasses, but leave your plates, please do not touch your plates.

      [all the guests depart except Larry and a disgusted-looking Cheryl]

      Cheryl David: [emphatically] I want to go home, *now*.

      Larry David: Maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco.

    • Connections
      Featured in Curb Your Enthusiasm: The End (2005)
    • Soundtracks
      Morning Promenade
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      Music by Franco Micalizzi

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      • October 29, 2000 (United States)
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