Christopher Darga credited as playing...
Man in Airport #1
- Man in Airport #1: I don't have your ticket.
- Larry: Yeah, right, yeah.
- Man in Airport #1: I have my *own* ticket.
- Larry: Yeah, oh, of course you do.
- Man in Airport #1: It's a bereavement fare. My mother's dead.
- Larry: Yeah, right, okay, yeah. I'd like to take a look at it, okay? Yeah. It's your ticket... right?
- Man in Airport #1: You wanna see my ticket?
- Larry: Yeah, I do! Yeah.
- Man in Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see?
- Larry: Yeah, I do, yeah.
- Man in Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see? Let's take a look, alright? Shall we?
- Larry: Let's take a look! Yeah! Yeah!
- Man in Airport #1: What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if this were *yours*, it would say: Fucking Douchebag. Asshole.
- Larry: Sorry... about your mother.