Wanda Sykes credited as playing...
Wanda Sykes
- Larry: OK... Wanda...
- Wanda Sykes: Oh, you know who I am, okay. Thought I had to turn around and show you my big ass.
- Larry: You completely, completely misinterpreted that...
- Wanda Sykes: Completely what?
- Larry: I didn't say you had a big ass.
- Wanda Sykes: How am I supposed to take that? You yelled out "Hey, Big Ass Wanda!"
- Larry: No, I didn't say "big ass". I was just saying hello! I was just trying...
- Wanda Sykes: Is *that* how you say "hello"?
- Larry: Uh, well...
- Wanda Sykes: Is that
- [waving]
- Wanda Sykes: "Hey, Big Ass!" Or "Hey, Assy!" "Hey, I know your ass!" What is that? That's not how you say hello, is it?
- Larry: Perhaps not.
- Wanda Sykes: So something about my ass has made you download it and store it in your memory.
- Larry: No, no, that's not so.
- Cheryl David: [under her breath] Oh, brother.
- Wanda Sykes: [to Cheryl] What is wrong with this man?
- Cheryl David: I don't know. We were just having this discussion.
- Wanda Sykes: Did you tell him how wrong it is to even say something like that?
- Cheryl David: Yeah! Believe me, I told him.
- Wanda Sykes: You know, a woman's ass is very personal.
- Cheryl David: I didn't know he was so obsessed with asses until today.
- Larry: What? What are you saying?
- Wanda Sykes: This man... you know what? You have an ass man. Larry, you are an ass man.
- Larry: I am not an ass man!
- Wanda Sykes: [pointing at Larry] You are an ass man.
- Cheryl David: He's got some sort of fetish that I didn't even know about.
- Larry: What? A fetish? Hey, I don't have any ass fetish, okay? Let me get that straight.
- Cheryl David: He's obsessed with asses. I'm just finding that out.
- Larry: Obsessed with asses? I am not obsessed with asses.
- Wanda Sykes: OK, assy. And what is that, that shit all over you? What you been doing, scrounging around looking for asses? All under the bleachers and stuff, "oh, where's the ass?"