Larry Hagman credited as playing...
J.R. Ewing
- [J.R. tried to set Pam up, unsuccessfully]
- JR Ewing: I underestimated the new Mrs. Ewing. Well, I surely won't do that again.
- JR Ewing: [referring to Pam] I asked her how much she'd take.
- John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.: You did what?
- JR Ewing: I tried to pay her off.
- John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.: You jackass.