Teri Hatcher credited as playing...
Susan Mayer
- Susan: I think we should give it to Paul.
- Gabrielle Solis: He's still mourning Susan. He'll probably freak out.
- Susan: It doesn't matter. She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Well, we could do it gently. We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.
- Lynette Scavo: That'll be fun. "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself over some deep dark secret. Another bear claw".
- Julie Mayer: [mocking Susan] "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive".
- Susan: Shut up.
- Julie Mayer: If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out.
- Susan: I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
- Julie Mayer: How's that going?
- Susan: Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?
- Mike Delfino: Should I have told her we were having steak? She's not like, a vegetarian or something, is she?
- Susan: Oh, no, no. No, Edie's definitely a carnivore.
- Susan: Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night.
- Julie Mayer: He did? Cool.
- Susan: But only I'm going. Because you're gonna come down with something semi-serious that requires bed-rest and fluids.
- [Runs up the stairs as she squeals]
- Martha Huber: Susan, have you been able to find any old clothes for Edie? She has nothing to wear.
- Susan: I thought that was the look she was going for.
- Martha Huber: Oh, Susan! Edie may be trash but she's still a human being!
- Gabrielle Solis: So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?
- Susan: Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support.
- Gabrielle Solis: I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?
- Susan: I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast.
- Gabrielle Solis: Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there.
- Susan: That's a good idea. Edie will get there at five forty five, which means her breasts will arrive at five thirty, so I should shoot for five.