Eva Longoria credited as playing...
Gabrielle Solis
- Gabrielle Solis: [to Carlos] Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house.
- Susan: I think we should give it to Paul.
- Gabrielle Solis: He's still mourning Susan. He'll probably freak out.
- Susan: It doesn't matter. She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Well, we could do it gently. We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.
- Lynette Scavo: That'll be fun. "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself over some deep dark secret. Another bear claw".
- John Rowland: Ah. This is great. I got tons of homework tonight. It's so easy to concentrate after sex.
- Gabrielle Solis: Well, I'm glad I could help. Education is very important.
- Gabrielle Solis: So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?
- Susan: Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support.
- Gabrielle Solis: I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?
- Susan: I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast.
- Gabrielle Solis: Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there.
- Susan: That's a good idea. Edie will get there at five forty five, which means her breasts will arrive at five thirty, so I should shoot for five.