Shane Kinsman credited as playing...
Porter Scavo
- Lynette: You are going to behave today. I am not gonna be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know that I'm serious, I am...
- [takes a piece of paper out of her pocket]
- Porter Scavo: What's that?
- Lynette: Santa's cell-phone number!
- Preston Scavo: How'd you get that?
- Lynette: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Are you willing to risk that?