Alan Rachins credited as playing...
Larry Finkelstein
- [At the beginning of an arbitration between Greg's mother Kitty and Dharma's father Larry, with Pete as the arbitrator, Larry begins his opening statement with a reading of the U.S. Constitution and begins to read the Magna Carta]
- Greg Montgomery: I object!
- Larry Finkelstein: On what grounds?
- Greg Montgomery: On the grounds that you-you, you scared my mother, she fell down, went boom, end of story! Why are you making this so complicated?
- Larry Finkelstein: Your honor, that's not an objection. That's a speech!
- Pete Cavanaugh: That's quite right, Mr. Finkelstein. Objection overruled.
- Greg Montgomery: Uh, permission to approach the bench?
- Pete Cavanaugh: For what purpose?
- Greg Montgomery: To kill you.
- Pete Cavanaugh: Denied. Continue, Mr. Finkelstein.
- [Kitty reluctantly admits that her $1.5 million dollar lawsuit against Larry was initiated when her tailbone injury forced her to use an inflatable donut cushion while sitting next to the mayor at a fundraiser and the cushion made a sound imitating flatulence]
- Larry Finkelstein: Would the plaintiff please demonstrate for the court how the alleged sound was allegedly made?
- Kitty Montgomery: I most certainly will not!
- Larry Finkelstein: Your honor?
- Pete Cavanaugh: The witness will comply, under the, uh..."this-I-gotta-see" rule.