Jenna Elfman credited as playing...
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery
- Greg Montgomery: Hey.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Hey!
- Greg Montgomery: What's going on?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: You're here! Jane and I went back to the auction.
- Greg Montgomery: Oh, no.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Check it out.
- Greg Montgomery: I see a fire truck, an ambulance, a street sweeper, and a cherry picker.
- [Dharma makes the nonverbal gesture of zipping her mouth]
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: You gotta guess.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Greg, come here. Check out my new ride.
- Greg Montgomery: What do you mean your new ride?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Me and Larry and Jane went to the city auction, and we made a killer deal.
- Greg Montgomery: Which one is it?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: The one right in front of the building.
- Greg Montgomery: Behind the big yellow school bus?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Nuh-uh.
- Greg Montgomery: In front of the big yellow school bus?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Nope.
- Greg Montgomery: Please tell me your car is under the big yellow school bus.
- Greg Montgomery: This was your father's idea, wasn't it?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: No, actually Larry thought it was a little impractical.
- Greg Montgomery: Dharma! Larry thought it was impractical. Doesn't that tell you something?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Yeah, he's jealous.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: There's the face!
- Greg Montgomery: It's a good face.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: It's not the "hey mom, I married Dharma" face but it's right up there.
- Greg Montgomery: Wow!
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Wow good or wow I have something hanging out my nose?
- Greg Montgomery: Wow good.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Come on, we gotta gas up the bus.
- Greg Montgomery: Dharma, we can't take the bus to an art opening.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Oh come on Greg, just picture the look on your mother's face when we roll up in Old Yeller.