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A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

  • Episode aired Nov 20, 1997
  • TV-PG
  • 45m
IMDb RATING
7.5/10
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A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste (1997)
Cozy MysteryCrimeDramaMystery

In this comedy, Rachel York stars as an attractive in-your-face polymath who finds a murdered mime in her bed.In this comedy, Rachel York stars as an attractive in-your-face polymath who finds a murdered mime in her bed.In this comedy, Rachel York stars as an attractive in-your-face polymath who finds a murdered mime in her bed.

  • Director
    • Christopher Hibler
  • Writers
    • Joyce Burditt
    • Lee Goldberg
    • William Rabkin
  • Stars
    • Dick Van Dyke
    • Victoria Rowell
    • Charlie Schlatter
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.5/10
    142
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    • Director
      • Christopher Hibler
    • Writers
      • Joyce Burditt
      • Lee Goldberg
      • William Rabkin
    • Stars
      • Dick Van Dyke
      • Victoria Rowell
      • Charlie Schlatter
    • 8User reviews
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    Dick Van Dyke
    Dick Van Dyke
    • Dr. Mark Sloan
    Victoria Rowell
    Victoria Rowell
    • Amanda Bentley-Livingston
    Charlie Schlatter
    Charlie Schlatter
    • Dr. Jesse Travis
    Barry Van Dyke
    Barry Van Dyke
    • Steve Sloan
    Rachel York
    Rachel York
    • Randy Wolfe
    Tim DeKay
    Tim DeKay
    • Sonny Burnett
    Alex Hyde-White
    Alex Hyde-White
    • Efrem Connors
    Kim Lankford
    Kim Lankford
    • Chelsea Drew
    Ken Kercheval
    Ken Kercheval
    • Duke Fallon
    David Ackert
    David Ackert
    • Tod
    Dimitri Diatchenko
    Dimitri Diatchenko
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      • Christopher Hibler
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      • Lee Goldberg
      • William Rabkin
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    10lovesclassics

    Rachel York is great in this!

    This had to be one of the funniest episodes ever written for Diagnosis Murder. Rachel York as Randy Wolfe brought great comic timing and chemistry to the show. Her quirky but lovable pain in the butt really got under Steve's skin! I understand this was a pilot for a spin-off series. I really wish it had materialized. I could just see her taking on different characters to solve murder cases - like a younger, hipper, sexier Jessica Fletcher. I suspect the plan for the show was to move from city to city, maybe even country to country, so that Randy could have ended up interfering with but ultimately solving murder cases in exotic locales. I'll bet they would have had her clash with handsome detectives in every police department she encountered. I hope someday soon Rachel does land a TV series. She deserves to be the star in her own show.

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    1Dana12

    One of the worst episodes

    This is one of the worst episodes of "Diagnosis Murder." It was a pilot that was never turned into a series and with good reason. It was over- acted to the point of insanity. The lead girl has no redeeming qualities. She comes off as mean and ditzy, a weird and hideous combination. I disliked almost all of the pilots they subjected "Diagnosis Murder" viewers to, except the one with Delta Burke. But this one stands out as cringe-worthy. I suppose they were going for campy, but even that has to be done with decent acting and some finesse. This episode had neither.
    8safenoe

    Could've been a contender

    Rachel York is absolutely hot in this nested pilot episode of Diagnosis Murder. It's a shame the beautiful Rachel did not score her own series. Why oh why? Anyway, sure there are some plotholes in this fifth season episode, but still it's a lot of fun. Interestingly, this episode has probably more reviews that most other Diagnosis Murder ones, which typically have one or two reviews at the best.

    Good to see Alex Hyde-White in this. He's the son of British actor Wilfred Hyde-White.
    9bennozoid1

    A great episode for Miami Vice fans

    I just saw this episode on TV whilst having lunch at home on a rainy January afternoon in London....

    Being a Miami Vice fan, I loved the inclusion of a character called Sonny Burnett (Crockett's undercover name) which - at first - I thought was just an innocuous homage.

    It transpires that the episode is shaped around an undercover operation, and they mention Miami Vice twice. For a chronic (some would say obsessed) fan of Michael Mann's seminal show, this was a nice touch!.........

    Yeah I know, I should get out more!............

    You know what though: DIAGNOSIS MURDER is really good!!!..........you gotta love Van Dyke!.........
    1zombiemockingbird

    Just Awful

    Whoever called this a comedy is terribly confused about what comedy is. I have never heard of or seen Rachel York before, but she is a horrible actress. This episode was annoying as soon as she opened her mouth and it went downhill from there. Listening to her gave me a headache. Also at fault were the writers; the dialog was inane and most of what she said did not even make sense. And I hate mimes, so that made it even worse. I finally just shut it off because I could not stand to listen to her for another second. I read in the other reviews that this was a pilot; thank God they never made a show out of it.

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    • Trivia
      Was originally intended to act as a backdoor pilot for a potential series starring Rachel York as a Jill-of-All-Trades type, but was never picked up.
    • Goofs
      The photo of Randy Wolfe that the FBI shows to Mark Sloane was of her inside of the car dealer's showroom; it would have been impossible for them to have taken the photo from their location to get that point of view from outside of the dealership.
    • Quotes

      Randy Wolfe: [to Steve, after hitting Steve with her car] You shouldn't stand behind a car when it's backing out; you could get hurt!

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    • Release date
      • November 20, 1997 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Production companies
      • Fred Silverman Company
      • Dean Hargrove Productions
      • Viacom Productions
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      • 45m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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