Mary Tyler Moore credited as playing...
Laura Petrie
- Rob Petrie: Let's neck.
- Laura Petrie: Now quit kidding around.
- Rob Petrie: I'm not kidding around. I wanna neck.
- Laura Petrie: I'm trying to decide when to have Ritchie's birthday.
- Rob Petrie: I thought we decided that about eight years ago.
- Laura Petrie: Well, I guess I'll go in and start cleaning up now.
- Sally Rogers: Uh... you want some help?
- Laura Petrie: Oh, I'd love some.
- Buddy Sorrell: Put an ad in the paper.
- Rob Petrie: Doesn't he at least get a good old-fashioned birthday cake?
- Laura Petrie: Yeah, when they go to the ice cream volcano.
- Rob Petrie: Volcano?
- Laura Petrie: Yeah, instead of lava, they use hot fudge.
- Rob Petrie: Honey, you can't handle 63 kids all by yourself.
- Laura Petrie: By myself?
- Rob Petrie: Somebody has to go out for the birthday cake.
- Laura Petrie: Darling, it won't take all day to pick up the cake.
- Rob Petrie: Well, it will if I work it right.