Rose Marie credited as playing...
Sally Rogers
- Sally Rogers: Rob, do you know that my cousin spent fifty bucks for a clown for a kid's birthday?
- Buddy Sorrell: You're kiddin'? We didn't even have a clown at my wedding.
- Sally Rogers: But sure you did. YOU were there.
- [Buddy, Sally and Rob try to devise a game show sketch for Alan Brady]
- Buddy Sorrell: Hey, I got the game show! It-it's like "What's My Line?" only it's called "What Was This Fellow's Name Before He Changed It To What It Is Now, And Why Did He Change It, Do You Think?"
- Sally Rogers: Is that the title or the whole show?
- Buddy Sorrell: No, that's the idea of the thing. They bring a fellow in, they say "This man manufactures golf sweaters, and he calls him..." - you know, if he likes it - so "he calls himself Sam Golfsweater," cause he wants everyone to know he makes golf sweaters."
- Sally Rogers: All right, what was his name before he changed it?
- Buddy Sorrell: Al Paca!
- Sally Rogers: Get outta here.
- Buddy Sorrell: No, no...
- Sally Rogers: BUDDY!
- Buddy Sorrell: You'll like it. It'll grown on you.
- Sally Rogers: I don't want anything to grow on me!
- Buddy Sorrell: One-one-one more. One more. A girl lives in Pennsylvania, and she's so proud of her home state, she calls herself Patricia Pittsburgh.
- Sally Rogers, Rob Petrie: [together, with threatening fists] What was her name before she changed it?
- Buddy Sorrell: Phyllis Adelphia.
- Sally Rogers: [chasing him to the sofa] Ohh, Buddy!
- Laura Petrie: Well, I guess I'll go in and start cleaning up now.
- Sally Rogers: Uh... you want some help?
- Laura Petrie: Oh, I'd love some.
- Buddy Sorrell: Put an ad in the paper.