Dick Van Dyke credited as playing...
Rob Petrie
- Laura Petrie: How's Richie?
- Rob Petrie: He broke his pole.
- Laura Petrie: I told him to keep it in the car.
- Rob Petrie: Well, he did. I sat on it.
- Laura Petrie: Darling, here's, uh, Ritchie's worms.
- Rob Petrie: Oh.
- Laura Petrie: Don't let him play with them on the way up, huh?
- Rob Petrie: How does he play with worms?
- Laura Petrie: He tries to tie them all together and make one long one.
- Laura Petrie: Well, you, uh, just tell Millie she's a nut.
- Rob Petrie: [chuckles] That's wouldn't be nice. I'll have Jerry do it.
- Millie Helper: Did I hurt you?
- Rob Petrie: Are there fireflies in here?
- Laura Petrie: No.
- Rob Petrie: Then I'm hurt.
- Rob Petrie: Ow!
- Laura Petrie: Rob, what happened?
- Rob Petrie: Oh, I sat on my hat! Don't worry, my wallet got most of it.
- Laura Petrie: Rob, you know I worry about you, all alone up there with that hat!
- Millie Helper: [after whacking Rob on the head with a folding chair] Rob's the maniac? Oh, Rob, did I hurt you?
- Rob Petrie: [looking up and around in a daze] Are there fireflies in here?
- Laura Petrie: No.
- Rob Petrie: Then I'm hurt.
- [pulling at his fishing hat]
- Rob Petrie: Oh, it's the fishhooks!