Jerry Paris credited as playing...
Jerry Helper
- Buddy Sorrell: He just thinks Rob is a crook.
- Sally Rogers: Well, why does he think he was a crook?
- Jerry Helper: Well, because he accused Rob of slipping a deck of marked cards into our poker game.
- Sally Rogers: Marked cards? Well, why would he think that?
- Buddy Sorrell: Because that's what Rob did.
- Jerry Helper: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. I just broke up a pair of queens to go for a straight. If this is another queen, I'll shoot myself.
- Ritchie Petrie: [reading the back of Jerry's card] Well, Uncle Jerry, you got another queen. You gonna shoot yourself?
- Lou Gregory: Oh, I always advise people never to play cards with anybody excepting their friends.
- Jerry Helper: In that case, I pass.
- Millie Helper: I fold.
- Jerry Helper: What do you mean you "fold?" What happened to your new system?
- Millie Helper: That's my system: ante up, take two cards, and fold.
- Sally Rogers: Hey, uh, what was going on? Who was that?
- Laura Petrie: Oh, his name is Lou Gregory and he's a very ungracious man. Hi, Sally.
- Sally Rogers: Oh.
- Robert 'Rob' Petrie: A little suspicious, too. Hi Sal.
- Sally Rogers: Oh.
- Jerry Helper: Well, you can't blame him. He used to be an assistant district attorney. Hi, Sal.
- Sally Rogers: Hi, Jer. Well, what was he doing here?
- Millie Helper: He's a patient of Jerry's and we invited him over for a nice, frienly evening. Hi, Sal.