Dick Van Dyke credited as playing...
Rob Petrie
- Rob Petrie: Hey, Stace!
- Stacey Petrie: Hi, ya, Burford!
- Rob Petrie: It's show time!
- Stacey Petrie: Oh, good! It's show time and I'm my favorite performer!
- Sally Rogers: Rob, do you really think your brother will stop walkin' in his sleep if he auditions for Alan tonight?
- Rob Petrie: Well, he might, since his doctor thinks that the, uh, somnambulism is a symptomatic manifestation of a compulsive frustration.
- Sally Rogers: [to Buddy] You gonna let him talk to me like that?