Jerry Van Dyke credited as playing...
Stacey Petrie
- Stacey Petrie: [as Skid Row the rock star singing his biggest hit single] My heart told me that I should get a wife / My heart said I was in a rut / My heart told me that I should get a wife / I wish my heart would keep its big mouth shut!
- Rob Petrie: Hey, Stace!
- Stacey Petrie: Hi, ya, Burford!
- Rob Petrie: It's show time!
- Stacey Petrie: Oh, good! It's show time and I'm my favorite performer!
- Stacey Petrie: This fella goes up to a guy on the street and he says, "Say," he says "can you gimme fifteen cents for a sandwich?" and the guy says, "I don't know. Let me see the sandwich."