Paul Frees credited as playing...
Ludwig Von Drake
- Ludwig Von Drake: Please, Mr. Duck, are you sure you left nothing out?
- Donald Duck: Well, there's one little thing: I do have a slight temper.
- Ludwig Von Drake: What's that? I can't understand a word you're saying.
- Donald Duck: [getting angry; shouting] I said I have a temper, doggone it! Don't you understand English?
- Ludwig Von Drake: A temper? Oh, that's good! Now we're really getting somewhere. That's beautiful. Oh, please tell me all about it.
- Donald Duck: Well, for example, yesterday, when I went over to Daisy's house...
- [cut to beginning of "Cured Duck"]
- Ludwig Von Drake: Psychoanalyzing a mixed-up duck was the most confusing case in all my 40 years of practicing psychiatry. After 76 consultations, he was getting nowhere. I was getting somewhere, I getting as confused as he was! But I knew that somewhere in Mr. Duck's subconscious lay the answer.
- Ludwig Von Drake: Young man, I'm Dr. Ludwig Von Drake. Kindly take me to Mr. Walt DIsney.
- Himself - Host: *I'm* Walt Disney.
- Ludwig Von Drake: I knew it the moment I saw you! I never forget a face, never forget a face. Alright, now lie down and relax.
- [pushes Walt down onto his couch]
- Ludwig Von Drake: That's it. That's a nice boy.
- Himself - Host: But Doctor...!
- Ludwig Von Drake: [waves his pocket watch in front of Walt] Now, just watch the watch. Watch the watch.
- Himself - Host: No, no, Doctor. There's nothing wrong with me.
- Ludwig Von Drake: [laughs] That's what they *all* say.