Tamsin Greig credited as playing...
Nurse
- Adam: Oh my God, I'm going to be sick!
- [He heaves. His cheeks puff. Then he stops. He frowns. Puzzled. Strangely calm, he reaches into his mouth, and plucks out a sick-coloured lozenge]
- Nurse: Special offer, we installed a vomit-o-matic at the same time. Now that turbines have been installed in the lining of your throat, in the event of sickness, they freeze the waste.
- Adam: Sorry. Um, Floor Sixteen? That's um, what do you cover?
- Nurse: Medical. Non Emergency.
- Adam: Right. Yeah. Wrong floor. I'm having technical difficulties. My screen keeps freezing. Blocking me out.
- Nurse: No, that's medical. There must be something wrong with your chip.
- Adam: Yes. Yeah, of course, yeah. I haven't got one.
- Nurse: No wonder you can't get a screen to work. What are you, a student?
- Adam: Yes. Yeah, I'm uh on a research project from the University of Mars.
- Nurse: The Martian Boondocks... typical.
- Adam: Yep.
- Nurse: Well, you still need chipping.
- Adam: So, does that mean like brain surgery?
- Nurse: That's the old fashioned term, but it's the same thing, yes.