Michael Povey credited as playing...
Driver
- Driver: [as the coach races down the road after the hearse] Everything in order, Mr. Dickens?
- Charles Dickens: No it is not!
- The Doctor: What did he say?
- Charles Dickens: Let me say this first. I'm not without a sense of humor...
- The Doctor: Dickens?
- Charles Dickens: Yes?
- The Doctor: Charles Dickens?
- Charles Dickens: Yes.
- The Doctor: The Charles Dickens?
- Driver: Shall I remove the gentleman, Sir?
- The Doctor: Charles Dickens. You're brilliant you are! Completely one hundred per cent brilliant. I've read them all. "Great Expectation", "Olivier Twist", and whats the other one? The one with the ghost?
- Charles Dickens: "A Christmas Carol"?
- The Doctor: No, no, no. The one with the trains. "The Signalman". That's it. Terryfying, The best short story ever written! You're a genius!
- Driver: You want me to get rid of him, Sir?
- Charles Dickens: No, I think he can stay.
- The Doctor: [runs towards a coach; shouts to the driver] Oi, you! Follow that hearse!
- Driver: I can't do that, Sir.
- The Doctor: [climbs in] Why not?
- Charles Dickens: [having followed the Doctor] I'll tell you why not!
- [stands at the door]
- Charles Dickens: I'll give you a very good reason why not. Because this is *my* coach!
- The Doctor: Well, get in, then.
- [grabs his arm, pulling him inside, and slams the door]