Fintan Meyler credited as playing...
Kathleen
- Donna Stone: [A policeman has arrived to pick up the baby left at the Stones' doorstep] Why aren't you out looking for the mother?
- Dr. Alex Stone: Alright, will you calm down? The officer is just doing his duty.
- Milkman: Did you bring your handcuffs and your tear gas? This kid looks pretty tough, you know.
- Policeman: All I know is the radio said to pick up a baby.
- Kathleen: You believe everything you hear on a radio?
- Milkman: That's telling him, Kathleen.
- Dr. Alex Stone: Tony, Kathleen, BE QUIET!
- Donna Stone: Alex, you don't have to shout. We can hear you. Now, can't we settle this calmly and rationally?
- Dr. Alex Stone: The officer and I are the only rational people in this house.
- Policeman: That's for sure.
- Kathleen: Poor little baby.
- Dr. Alex Stone: Now Kathleen, you go to work!
- [To Tony]
- Dr. Alex Stone: And if I hear another word out of you, we'll switch to another milk company!
- Donna Stone: Alex, I've never seen you like this.
- Dr. Alex Stone: That's because I've never been driven out of my mind before.
- Donna Stone: Alright I-I'm not going to argue with you anymore. If you want to turn a poor, defenseless baby over to an orphanage,
- [hands baby to Alex]
- Donna Stone: Go ahead. Don't consider the poor mother's feelings, just
- [begins to cry]
- Donna Stone: turn it over to the police.
- Dr. Alex Stone: [After pause; sighs] Officer, will you leave the child in my custody for the time being, er, until you find the mother?
- Policeman: With the greatest of pleasure.
- Kathleen: I've got to hand it to you, doctor. You know, you may be a little hard on the outside, but on the inside I know you're a good, decent man.
- Milkman: Well he didn't fool me for a minute. No, siree. Anybody married to Mrs. Stone has gotta be okay.