Reunion

Dom: I feel a little weird today. I punched my cat. Y'know, I'm not an animal abuser, I love my cat. I gave it two vicious left hooks to the neck, then I kinda skated back, gave him a straight jab to the puss. It's like, "Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!" You know, you'd be surprised how much give their little kitty necks have.

Dr. Katz: Why did you do that?

Dom: He... he had some of my chicken, he ate some of my chicken. I know I shouldn't... first, I, I just pushed him, y'know. And you know cats: You can't hurt a cat. You can pick up a cat and throw 'em, and he won't even give you the satisfaction of looking back: "Hey, I was goin' this way anyway, my main man." You know what I mean, doc? So then, I was on the phone, and I see the cat, he gets in my gym bag, right? And he starts peein' and squirtin' all over the gym bag! Not a big deal, we've ALL done that. Sometimes you don't feel like walkin' upstairs, right? But the protocol is, if you're gonna do it in somebody else's bag, you look away. Use a little discretion. You don't look right defiantly at them, "Hey, here's your bag right here, I'll give ya a bag."

Dr. Katz: Right... I mean...