Ann Morgan Guilbert credited as playing...
Marnie Prout
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Well, let me ask you something, Ms. Prout. Just where were you struck?
- Marnie Prout: Well, no place. I ducked just in time.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Well, you see, that's the trouble. If somebody shoots at you, for instance, that's a felony whether you're hit or not. But an egg timer wouldn't be considered a deadly weapon. It could be a misdemeanor assault, but since it missed you anyway...
- Marnie Prout: Well, I guess that means nothing can be done.
- Officer Bill Gannon: Not this time, Marnie.
- Marnie Prout: Well, suppose it happens again.
- Officer Bill Gannon: Then you'll know what to do.
- Marnie Prout: What?
- Officer Bill Gannon: Let him hit you!