Jack Webb credited as playing...
Sgt. Joe Friday
- Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city, Los Angeles, California. A lot of people earn a living here, and there are a lot of ways to do it.
- [Footage of an astronaut floating in space is shown]
- Sgt. Joe Friday: Some of them have jobs that weren't even thought of five years ago.
- [Footage of mainframe computers and other objects in a computer room is shown]
- Sgt. Joe Friday: Some of them are learning jobs guaranteed to be obsolete in another five.
- Cadillac Passenger with Sunglasses: What's goin' on?
- Sgt. Joe Friday: We've had an accident.
- Cadillac Driver: We're gonna be late to work!
- Sgt. Joe Friday: I'm sorry, I'm on my way to call a tow truck now.
- Officer Bill Gannon: You know, we didn't count that money.
- Sgt. Joe Friday: Yeah, I know.
- Officer Bill Gannon: Wasn't time. Something else: you didn't sign for it, either.
- Sgt. Joe Friday: What do you mean I didn't sign for it. Why, didn't you?
- Officer Bill Gannon: It's your baby, Joe.
- Sgt. Joe Friday: I know, but partner, remember, it's 50/50.
- Officer Bill Gannon: I sure wish we'd counted that money and you'd signed for it.
- Sgt. Joe Friday: [glares at Bill]