Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Drake Parker: [after losing money to Megan at darts] No way. You just hustled me!
- Megan Parker: No, I didn't. I just pretended to be bad so that you'd bet me, and then I stopped being bad and I took your money!
- Drake Parker: That's hustling!
- Megan Parker: There's a word for it?
- [taking Drake's money]
- Megan Parker: Cool.
- Josh Nichols: [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake] Drake, I'd like you to meet Chip and Ronnie, my old camp counselors.
- [Josh, Chip and Ronnie grin]
- Drake Parker: Where'd you go to camp?
- Josh Nichols: I thought we were teammates. I thought you wanted to hang out with me to have fun, not make a profit.
- Drake Parker: Profits are fun.