Josh Peck credited as playing...
Josh Nichols
- Mr. Nichols: [needing a last minute birthday gift for Audrey] Uh, I don't know. Get her... get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste!
- Josh Nichols: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here.
- Mr. Nichols: Well, g... get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!
- Josh Nichols: [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake] Drake, I'd like you to meet Chip and Ronnie, my old camp counselors.
- [Josh, Chip and Ronnie grin]
- Drake Parker: Where'd you go to camp?
- Josh Nichols: Okay. Chip, Ronnie, ha, I think he learned his lesson.
- [they laugh]
- Chip: Just in time, too. I thought he was going to pee in his pants!
- Josh Nichols: How great would THAT have been?
- Josh Nichols: I thought we were teammates. I thought you wanted to hang out with me to have fun, not make a profit.
- Drake Parker: Profits are fun.