Richard Biggs credited as playing...
FBI Man 1
- Drake Parker: [under interrogation] Look, I told you we're innocent.
- FBI Man: Look, all I know is last month a truckload of Gary Coleman grills were stolen out of Whippany, New Jersey.
- FBI Man 2: Witnesses says the thieves were two clean-cut Caucasian males.
- Drake Parker: There you go! We're not Caucasian. We're white guys!
- [Josh sadly leans over and whispers to Drake what Caucasian means]
- FBI Man: Well... looks like you two boys are in some serious trouble.
- Drake Parker: No, we didn't do anything.
- FBI Man: Well, then, how come your partner's sweating so much?
- Josh Nichols: W... it's hereditary. I come from a family of moist men.
- FBI Man 2: What were the names of these two guys?
- Josh Nichols: Um, well-well, one of their names was, uh... Guy.
- FBI Man 2: Right. "Guy." And what was his buddy's name?
- Drake Parker: [hesitantly and meekly] Buddy.
- FBI Man: I see. And did they have a third partner named Pal?
- FBI Man 2: What about Dude? Was "Dude" in on it with them?
- Josh Nichols: Hey, I think you're mocking us!