Josh Peck credited as playing...
Josh Nichols
- Josh Nichols: I wonder where Drake is with our pizza.
- Drake Parker: I cannot believe I ate an entire pizza!
- Drake Parker: Your little prank almost ruined our whole grade.
- Megan Parker: I'm sorry.
- Josh Nichols: You do not film a person when he's in the bathtub and... what-not.
- Megan Parker: I'm sorry.
- Drake Parker: But most of all, we want to say thanks.
- Megan Parker: I'm s... What?
- Josh Nichols: Your dumb prank proved that I was telling the truth about... Just, thanks, okay?
- Megan Parker: So does this mean you're not gonna tell Mom and Dad?
- Drake Parker: That's right.
- Josh Nichols: Your punishment is that your little stunt actually helped us. Ha ha.
- Megan Parker: Well, tomorrow's another day.
- [exits]
- Josh Nichols: She frightens me.
- Josh Nichols: [walking away from Susan] I think we handled that very maturely.
- Drake Parker: Yes. That felt good.
- [Susan opens her locker and gets blasted with purple paint]
- Drake Parker: [sees Susan covered in paint; turns to Josh] That felt better.
- Josh Nichols: Yeah, it did!
- Josh Nichols: [pacing] Come on, we gotta think of something.
- Drake Parker: Would you relax?
- Josh Nichols: No! This project counts for, like, half of our final grade. Ooo, I got it.
- Drake Parker: Go.
- Josh Nichols: Okay. We do a detailed study on the reproductive habits of, uh, lizards.
- Drake Parker: [disgusted] I am not doing anything that involves me watching lizards make out!
- Josh Nichols: Fine. Ooo, how about...
- Drake Parker: No.
- Josh Nichols: ...a music video.
- Drake Parker: Yes.
- Josh Nichols: Of your band.
- Drake Parker: Yes!
- [gets up]
- Josh Nichols: And I'll direct it!
- Drake Parker: Maybe!
- Josh Nichols: Maybe?
- Drake Parker: Well, can you direct a music video?
- Josh Nichols: Who do you think videotaped my Grammy's piano recital at the Home for the Old?
- Drake Parker: Okay, you're the director. Oh, and hey, we can put Susan in the video.
- Josh Nichols: Why should your girlfriend be in it?
- Drake Parker: [in a slightly flirty voice] 'Cause she's purdy.
- Josh Nichols: Okay, fine. Your girlfriend can be in our video.
- Drake Parker: [flirtatiously] You're purdy, too.
- Josh Nichols: Stop that!
- Drake Parker: Bye, gorgeous. I'll miss you.
- Josh Nichols: [answering instead of Susan] Oh, I'll miss you, too. Bye, sweetie-pea.
- [blows him a kiss]
- Drake Parker: [to Josh] Traitor.
- Josh Nichols: [to Susan] Cheater.
- Susan: [to Josh] Liar!
- Josh Nichols: Crazy girl who flirts with me and then lies about it!