Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Josh Nichols: Oh, and get this, after the show, Drew talked up these girls in the lobby. Got three of their phone numbers.
- Drake Parker: [derisively] Only three?
- Drew: Yeah, I had an off night.
- Josh Nichols: You know one of the best things about having Drake as my brother?
- Drake Parker: Wanna know what's been kind of bugging me lately about the whole Josh thing?
- Josh Nichols, Drake Parker: We hang out together all the time.
- Josh Nichols: It's awesome.
- Drake Parker: It gets to be a little much.
- Josh Nichols: [happily] We have breakfast together.
- Drake Parker: [dismally] We have breakfast together.
- Josh Nichols: We go to school together.
- Drake Parker: We go to school together.
- Josh Nichols: We eat dinner together.
- Drake Parker: We eat dinner together.
- Josh Nichols: And we even get to crash in the same room together.
- Drake Parker: And then the next day...
- Josh Nichols: And then the next day it starts all over again.
- Drake Parker: ...it starts all over again.
- Josh Nichols: [relishing] Ohhh.
- Drake Parker: [miserably] Ohhh.
- Drake Parker: [finding Megan in his bedroom] You... gotta go.
- Megan Parker: Why?
- Drake Parker: 'Cause. I'm having a big get-together in here tonight.
- Megan Parker: Who's getting together?
- Drake Parker: My butt and that couch, now leave.
- Drake Parker: Yeah, well, dreams die, Josh... just like this fish.
- [Josh gasps]
- Drake Parker: That's right. Smell the flounder.