Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Josh, hey what's going on with Drake?
- Walter Nichols: Yeah, he's been acting pretty weird.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Is he okay?
- Josh Nichols: Um... yeah. He's fine. He's just a little...
- Drake Parker: [comes from the hall] No, he's not okay. I'm kind of banged up.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: [scoldingly]
- [to Walter]
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: You hurt him wrestling!
- Walter Nichols: [excited] I did?
- Drake Parker: It-it wasn't the wrestling. It was a car accident.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: [suddenly concerned] Car accident?
- Josh Nichols: [to Megan]
- [eagerly]
- Josh Nichols: He's gonna get it now.
- Drake Parker: Actually, it was a... a dune buggy accident.
- Walter Nichols: Are you okay?
- Drake Parker: Well, the doctor sai...
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: [interrupting] Wait-wait-wait! What doctor?
- Drake Parker: I kinda went to the emergency room and got X-rayed and stuff.
- Josh Nichols: [more eager than before] Here it comes.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: [pitifully] My poor baby!
- Josh Nichols: [deadpan] Huh?
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Just look at you. You can barely stand.
- [grabs a chair, Walter helps Drake sit down]
- Drake Parker: [wincing] Ah! Ah! Ah! Easy! Easy! Ah! Easy! Everything hurts. You guys, I'm-I'm really sorry I disobeyed you. I shouldn't have.
- Josh Nichols: [to Megan] NOW he's gonna get it.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: [rounding on Josh] Josh. Did you know about this?
- Josh Nichols: Well-yeah-yeah I knew...
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: You still made your father wrestle him?
- Walter Nichols: When you knew Drake was hurt?
- Trevor: [referring to the dune buggy] Hey, the motor sounds great!
- Drake Parker: Yeah. You know where it'd sound even better?
- Trevor: In the shower.
- Drake Parker: On the road.
- Trevor: Better.
- Drake Parker: [phone rings] Hello? Trevor, hey, where are you?
- Josh Nichols: Who is it?
- Drake Parker: Scotty's brother.
- Josh Nichols: Where is he?
- Drake Parker: You're lost?
- Josh Nichols: Lost?
- Drake Parker: Okay, okay, well me where you are right now? Well, look around and tell me what you see.
- [sighs]
- Drake Parker: Mm-hmm.
- [rolls his eyes]
- Drake Parker: Mm-hmm.
- [opens the door]
- Trevor: ...and I see some bushes, and a tree and a dog. A boy dog, and... And I see you, and...
- Drake Parker: You're here.
- Drake Parker: What are you smiling about?
- Josh Nichols: The great Drake, grounded, for two weeks. I love it!
- Drake Parker: Yeah. Me, too.
- Josh Nichols: Huh?
- Drake Parker: Two weeks layin' in bed, no school, playin' a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizzas. Yeah, bein' grounded is baad.
- Drake Parker: Hey, Mom snd Dad still gone?
- Josh Nichols: Yeah. Why?
- Drake Parker: Let's take the dune buggy out for a quick spin before they get back.
- Josh Nichols: Didn't you listen? We're not allowed.
- Drake Parker: I know. That's why I said "before they get back."
- [the TV has been damaged]
- Drake Parker: If Mom and Dad ask about the TV, you don't know what happened.
- Josh Nichols: But that's not the truth.
- Drake Parker: That's why it's called lying.
- Drake Parker: [in the dune buggy] You wamme to pull over here so we can make out? Well, 'that's what you want, baby, buckle up.
- Trevor: Well, okay.
- Drake Parker: Trevor?
- Trevor: Yeah.
- Drake Parker: Maybe you wanna sit in the passenger seat.
- Trevor: I don't know. You got a comfy lap.
- Josh Nichols: Drake is unbelievable. You know, he's just one of those guys who can get away with anything.
- Drake Parker: Oh, time for a snack.
- Josh Nichols: He does whate-e-e-ever he wants and never gets in trouble.
- Drake Parker: [grabbing a handful of cake from the refrigerator and stuffing his mouth] Mm, cake is good.
- Josh Nichols: It's like he leads a charmed life. Must be nice. Me, I always try to do the right thing.
- Drake Parker: Milk.
- Josh Nichols: I follow all the rules, 'cause if I even THINK about doing something wrong I get busted. I don't get it.
- Drake Parker: [finishes drinking from a milk carton] Ah.
- Josh Nichols: I wish I knew Drake's secret.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Drake, are you crying?
- Walter Nichols: What's wrong?
- Drake Parker: [hiding the pain his injuries while carrying Megan] She's just... so cute.