Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Megan Parker: You know what? I'm gonna look into this.
- Drake Parker: What?
- Megan Parker: I'm gonna help you.
- Drake Parker: And, WHY are you gonna help me?
- Megan Parker: 'Cause you're my brother, and I can tell you're sad and scared and upset, and I can't stand to see you that way -- unless I caused it.
- Drake Parker: Oh, thanks.
- Drake Parker: [thinking about it] Hey!
- Josh Nichols: Stupid Mindy. She's so smart.
- Drake Parker: You're just mad because she came in first at the science fair and you came in second
- Josh Nichols: I should have won, what with my big magnet.
- Drake Parker: She cloned her own dog.
- Josh Nichols: Big deal. Like the world needs another cockapoo.
- Megan Parker: Did you do it?
- Drake Parker: No.
- Megan Parker: Why'd you do it?
- Drake Parker: I didn't.
- Megan Parker: How'd you do it?
- Megan Parker: I told you I didn't do it! I swear on Mom's grave.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Uh, excuse me. Still alive here.