Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Mindy Crenshaw: Oh, Josh. Haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?
- Josh Nichols: [scoffs] You can not.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Say fort.
- Josh Nichols: Fort.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Now say it three times.
- Josh Nichols: Fort, fort, fort.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Spell it twice.
- Josh Nichols: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Say it two more times.
- Josh Nichols: Fort, fort.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Now, what do you eat soup with?
- Josh Nichols: Ha-ha-ha - fork! Ha-haa!
- Mindy Crenshaw: Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon.
- [walks away triumphantly]
- Drake Parker: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall through the...
- Josh Nichols: I KNOW!
- Drake Parker: Josh, I don't hate you!
- Josh Nichols: But-but-but you think I'm an idiot for dating her.
- Drake Parker: No, that's not why I think you're an idiot.
- Megan Parker: [rushing in with a video recorder] Why was Josh screaming? Did he eggs hatch?
- Drake Parker: What?
- Josh Nichols: What eggs?
- Megan Parker: Ah... ha... nothin'.
- [exits but gazes back with a wicked smile]
- Josh Nichols: [awakening from a nightmare] Oh. Oh... oh, Drake, your head's fine.
- Drake Parker: [returning the strange compliment] You have pretty eyes.