Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- [Drake thinks about working at the Premiere, too]
- Josh Nichols: You gotta go talk to the manager, Helen.
- Drake Parker: Helen.
- Josh Nichols: Yeah, but don't get your hopes up. She's really tough, and it's not like she just hands out jobs.
- Drake Parker: [calling] Hey, Helen, can I have a job?
- Helen: [without even bothering to look at him] Sure. Start tomorrow.
- Josh Nichols: Wow, Cave Mom 2. How awesome?
- Drake Parker: SO awesome.
- Josh Nichols: Aw! I... I love the way the director's use of light as a symbol for redemption.
- Drake Parker: I like the way the director used hot girls as a symbol for, uh... hot girls.
- Drake Parker: Like to earn my money the old-fashioned way.
- Josh Nichols: How?
- Drake Parker: Selling your stuff on eBay.