Miranda Cosgrove credited as playing...
Megan Parker
- Josh Nichols: [entering The Premiere] All right, Campfire Kids, huddle up.
- Liza: So what movie are we seeing?
- Josh Nichols: We're not seein' a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.
- All the Kids: [together] Aw!
- Pete: You're the worst!
- Josh Nichols: Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off all alone in the middle of nowhere?
- Megan Parker: I'd call Mom on my cell phone.
- Josh Nichols: Say you didn't have your cell phone.
- Megan Parker: I ALWAYS have my cell phone.
- Josh Nichols: The battery's dead.
- Megan Parker: I always scare...
- Josh Nichols: Eh, it's broken! It fell in a lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.
- Megan Parker: So, I have a compass and a topographical map but I don't have my cell phone?
- Josh Nichols: That tears it! We're seein' a movie!