David Swift credited as playing...
Henry Davenport
- Henry Davenport: [after Sally has divided the desk] No, I shall not stoop to her level. You see, this is ridiculous, she's only put a line down the middle of... wait a minute, that's not the middle, you've stolen some of my desk.
- Sally Smedley: No I haven't.
- Henry Davenport: Yes you have, you're as bad as the bloody Israelis!
- Henry Davenport: I hear you've got hold of a pirate version of Madonna's new movie Body of Evidence, can you knock me off a copy?
- Dave Charnley: Yeah, sure.
- Henry Davenport: How do the sex scenes compare to Basic Instinct?
- Dave Charnley: Even funnier.
- Sally Smedley: I'd be ever so grateful if you'd not put that on my side of the desk.
- Henry Davenport: Pardon me for breathing.
- Sally Smedley: Well, if you'd stop doing that, I'd be really grateful.
- Henry Davenport: Honestly, disputes about desk space... I'm living among pygmies!
- Sally Smedley: Would you stop tossing your rubbish over my desk?
- Henry Davenport: What, you've got bloody airspace now?
- [last lines]
- Henry Davenport: This is ridiculous.
- Sally Smedley: We want our desk back. Now.
- Henry Davenport: You seriously expect me to sit at one of those? Besides, her inkwell is bigger than mine.