James Best credited as playing...
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: She's coming at ya, Enos! Just keep your eye on her tail!
- Enos: I sure will, Sheriff. I just love doing that.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [the President's car, Limo One, came from up ahead, driven by the Dukes] Judas Priest on a pony! That was them!
- Enos: [on police radio] Sheriff, this here is Enos. Sheriff, Daisy just spotted me and took off like a hen in a foxhouse. I'm following in silent pursuit down Weatherly Road.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Hot dang! She's probably leading us right to them Duke boys and the Presidential limousine.
- [makes quick U-turn]
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: I'm comin' right at you, Enos! Keep your eye on her tail! Whoo-hoo!
- Enos: I sure will, Sheriff. I just *love* doin' that.