Heather Locklear credited as playing...
Samantha Josephine 'Sammy Jo' Reece
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: I don't wanna think about it. What you're suggesting is so outrageous. Tanner is a priest. And a priest is a priest!
- Jeff Colby: But you didn't find out about it until...
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Stop it, I don't wanna hear any more. If you don't wanna be with me, fine!
- Jeff Colby: Sammy Jo, all I'm trying to say is... Come on, just... relax, would you? And have some coffee.
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: I don't want your coffee. I come all the way over here, and all you can give me is instant coffee and... and suggest something so horrible.
- Jeff Colby: If I'm saying something so horrible, why are you getting upset?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: I don't want your instant coffee or a frozen breakfast.
- [rises]
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: So when you thaw out, Jeffrey, give me a call.
- [leaves]
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: [in the dark, as Jeff climbs into bed...] Jeff!
- [was under the covers]
- Jeff Colby: Sammy Jo, what the hell are you doing here?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Waiting for you. I've been here for five hours. Where have you been?
- Jeff Colby: What, did we have an appointment?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Come on, get into bed.
- [goes for his shirt buttons]
- Jeff Colby: Wait a second. You're gonna pop my shirt buttons. Here, I'll do it.
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: What were you doing till five in the morning anyway?
- Jeff Colby: What was I doing? What were you doing? I thought you were out with the priest.
- [she looks at him icily]
- Jeff Colby: What happened, did he renounce his vows for you?
- Fallon Carrington Colby: Wait a minute. He's a priest?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Yeah, but I don't mind that so much.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: You mean, the kind of priest with a collar and vows of celibacy? That kind of a priest?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Yes, that kind of a priest. But what bothers me is that he didn't tell me about that right from the beginning.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: That's what bothers you?
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Yes.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: It's not that you got more involved than you wanted to be?
- Krystina Carrington: [comes rushing in] They don't want me to play in their fort!
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Who? What's the matter?
- Fallon Carrington Colby: Who, sweetheart?
- Krystina Carrington: L.B. and Danny.
- Sammy Jo Dean Carrington: Listen, Krystina, men are all alike. They push us around and try to keep us in what they think is our place.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: Not only that, the only reason you wanna be in their stupid fort is because they don't want you to be there. Right?
- Krystina Carrington: [cute innocence] I don't know.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: It's called forbidden fruit. It always tastes better.
- Krystina Carrington: Huh?
- Fallon Carrington Colby: You'll figure it out one day.